menu

BERNATTE ANDREWS

I dated Bernadette Andrews for most of October 1976.
She was beautiful and Intelligent and Isexy and I really enjoyed her company.
But she was a very deicated and busy person writing of Art shows and Local 
entertainment for the Toronto Star as well as articles for Arts Canada and 
some radio work. It was prime time for my After hours club so I was busy too 
and we were often on the wrong side of the clock for each other. So we had no committments and I hadn't seen her for a week or two and when I ran into her in the Club 22 one night. She gave me one long paasionate kiss with all the trimmings and we promised to get together soon.
Well a couple of weeks went by when I get a call from her friend. that Bernadette had taken ill Amulanced to the hospital and died. The reason given was some obscure virus.I was shocked and saddened and too unsure of her family situation to show up at her funeral.
Just before Xmas I joined Murray MacLauclan on a month long sailboat charter in the Bahamas.
About the third week I took very sick raging fever and lost 15 lbs and confined to my bunk.
As you can imagine I thought a lot of poor Bernadette and that big kiss. Could this mean poor Gary too.

We wer in the out islands and it took most of a week to get back to Nassau. Murray took me to hospital where the diagnosed me
with tonsilitis. Murray took me right out to the airport and put me on a plane to Toronto.
I went right to hospital and was diagnosed with a serious case of mononucleosis.It took almost 6 months to recover from it.
I think often of Bernie what a tradgady She was a very special lady.

 

THE VOYAGE TO BIMINI 1974

 




THE VOYAGE TO BIMINI 1974

Islands in the stream, Hemmingway had called them, the Bahamas, sand and coral islands of romance and adventure. These tropical paradises were stopovers for Columbus and Ponce De Leon and probably the Greeks and Phoenicians before them. The palm trees were planted by Captain Bligh of Mutiny on the Bounty fame and these shores were the haunts of pirates and the graveyards of galleons. The twentieth century brought more adventurers, fortunes were made in sponges, rum-running and dope smuggling and the crystal clear waters have always been great for fishing.

The gulf stream itself is beautiful and dangerous, it is a river in an ocean colored an azure blue of such depth and quality that you may think it is dyed, that if you picked up a glassful it would still be blue.

The islands are deceptively close across the narrow straits, Bimini is only fifty miles from Florida scarcely a days sail away, but any storm affects the gulf stream quickly and the winter winds are particularly treacherous, this spawn ‘Northers’ that blow down from the arctic, cold winds that hit head-on with moving warm water that fetch up tall waves that are short between the troughs and easily broach and poop the sturdiest ship and try the ablest sailor.

For all of us on the boat, it was our first voyage across the stream, we left in December in the middle of a norther and with a small craft warning posted. We were not completely crazy, Isla was a sturdy ship and proven seaworthy, the only problem was the engine, it was fitted with an experimental hydraulic drive that overheated the engine sometimes and if the going was heavy it just didn’t push. So we wanted wind, lots of wind1 we felt we were able enough sailors we just didn’t want to end up becalmed in the stream

My friends Hodge and Dee had built Isla and had sailed her down from Canada. We were a patient lot, but after two weeks of hanging around a little mudhole called No Name Harbor in Key Biscayne, we were more than ready to roll. We had phoned a weatherman at Homestead Airforce base daily for more of the same light and fluky winds. He was a sailor as well and when he told us the norther was the only sure wind for the next week or so and that he said he would sail it if it was him, so we decided to go.

We only needed to top up our water and sail out but it was Friday. There is an old superstition about sailing on Fridays and we didn't want to be stacking the odds against us, so we waited until midnight and technically Saturday morning. It was on the tide anyway. The Norther blew down in the late afternoon filling the sky with furious clouds. We watched anxiously for signs of real severity or of sudden waning, we left No Name harbor about eleven and cleared the main channel after twelve. First, we wound our way through the Stiltsville Channel (Stiltsville had been a prohibition creation it was technically a small village built on stilts and beyond the 3-mile limit. Now it was populated with a few luxury homes.

We shot out into the ocean with a rush, A white and gray shape tossed in the slate-gray sea against an angry ebon sky. We were the ghostly galleon sailing on storm-tossed seas. The wind was force five on the Beaufort scale, it is called a fresh breeze about twenty-one knots throwing up ‘moderate’ waves of over 6 feet topped with white foamy crests. We didn’t reef we set the sails on a broad reach, hung on tight, and went like proverbial stink.

If we had any apprehensions they were gone replaced with exhilaration, it was a great ride a roller coaster straightened a bit for speed. Isla cut the waves perfectly found her rhythm and threw an impressive rooster tail behind. The wind with a spectacular flourish blew away the clouds and opened the curtain on the stars, southern stars as big as times square signs dancing in a chorus line across the vault of the sky. Then to dazzle even more we hit a meteor shower and hundreds of falling stars flew around us as we oohed and ahhed appreciatively at the celestial fireworks.

It was grand braced against the breeze with the wheel pushing against your hand. Right between the sea and sky, at one with the universe and expectant of another surprise another adventure over that next wave, a definite winner in the most magnificent moments of your life contest.

We saw lights, fellow sailors to the south for all were friends on such a night as this. A freighter steaming north to ports unknown? We watched his lights and -judged his speed and fell off some to sail below him. another light appeared, We laughed at our oceanic traffic jam, glad of the company to see the starry show. He was away to the south, a mile or more it seemed, and with such a wind and lots of way on we hardened up the sails to pass between them, we had lots of time and took turns passing the glasses and trying to identify them by their light configuration We disagreed among us and wisely consulted Chapman's Piloting, it was an ocean tug towing a barge with over a thousand feet of cable! Whew, we fell off again and passed below them.

Since it was our first sail together we had set no watches and. it was decided that I should get my head down in case a second trick was required. Reluctantly I went to bunk and eventually fell asleep. I wasn’t called and when I awakened at daylight the reason was evident the wind had died, simply blown away, they had tried the engine but to no avail against the heavy swells that remained. Isla shifted aimlessly rising and falling sending the booms flopping and carrying the sails like lifeless scarecrow rags.

It was still better than No Name Harbor, we admired the gulf stream and watched flying fish leapfrog the boat chased by a big fin. A shark? We tried to catch him but to no avail and sat and fished and sat and smoked and sat and checked the charts nervously wondering how fast or far north we were drifting and how to adjust our dead reckoning as well.

In the early afternoon, we felt a noise or something, we scanned the horizon with the glasses and then it was clearer, from noise to abuzz, and three dots came out of the west. Cigarette boats? Long sleek speedboats were driven by eight powerful out¬boards across the stern. They tore by us from horizon to horizon in less than ten minutes literally flying from wave top to wave top, the drivers strapped into huge padded seats, still hanging on to a runaway explosion. They didn’t wave. It was the Miami to Nassau cigarette race. We watched them go by, so fast in contrast to our plight at least it was a good indication that we hadn’t drifted too far off our course.

We couldn’t be far away from Bimini, we sent Dee up the mast to have a look-see around and she told us it was there. Finally, a small breath of wind and then another and we got just enough to get us to the approaches to North Bimini harbor by about an hour before sunset. We didn’t want to sail in after dark or drift around out here for the night so we got out our Bahamas Guide and pored over it while we sailed in. ‘There are reports of the channel filling in with sand. Sure enough, we could see too much sandy bottom and we came about and circled around while we read further.

The guide read ‘Approach the entrance at a compass bearing of 96 degrees you will find a bent casuarina tree on the shore a couple of hundred yards from the beach if you line this tree up with the radio mast at the airport on South Bimini you will find the channel. Safely.’ What? The information worried us, the direction was almost southeast and we wanted to go north, and what the hell was a casuarina tree. We could see only two kinds of trees and one was a palm so by deduction we found the bent other tree and found the channel. We hoisted-up our Bahamian courtesy flag and a yellow ‘quarantine flag and dropped our anchors off Alice Town about ten minutes after sunset.

NANCY HAZELGROVE




NANCY HAZELGROVE
I had a short passionate affair with Nancy. I was living in a communal house at 127 Hazelton Av.
After a month or so Nancy sort of moved in with me. using her studio for work. I really liked Nancy
and I liked her Art. She gave me a beautiful painting which I hung at the foot of my bed in my tiny room.
I was, to say the least, I was a bit of a free spirit at the time we met. I mostly made T-shirts for the bars and bikers and dealt a bit of drugs too.
Before Nancy, I had i variety of one-night stands and often if I came home alone someone would crawl into my bed
So settling down with Nancy was a bit of a shock. She seemed to be around more and more and organizing my life.
I ended the relationship it was difficult because I did like her. It was enough to set off a couple of days of heavy drinking and drugs.
So one morning I woke up kinda stoned as usual and my eyes won't focus on the painting. Then I realize that Nancy had replaced the painting with a collage of pigs. I laughed and laughed I got the point. I sure wish I had that painting. Hell, I wish I had the collage. I really liked her she was just too much for me at the time. 

I am really sorry she died so young. 
Nancy Hazelgrove remembered
On Thursday, September 7th at 3 pm, UTM’s Blackwood Gallery held a memorial service and solo exhibition to honour the artist and former curator Nancy Hazelgrove, who passed away on June 7th at the age of 54.
Nancy Hazelgrove was a professional artist and served as curator of the Blackwood Gallery between 1979 and 1984, and from 1988 to 1998.
As curator of the Blackwood, Nancy Hazelgrove was responsible for the formation of the art gallery advisory board, enhancing the Blackwood gallery’s permanent collection, and organizing traveling exhibitions across Canada as a part of the Grassroots program.

How I Ended up With The American Coast Guard



My time in the American Coast Guard
In 1974 I was Bosun on the Tall ship "The Pilgrim" in the Miami Dockyard. She lost the foremast in a storm coming from Portugal and we were replacing it. It was a crazy job got hired off the dock and we were owned by some California Company that didn't have any money we were struggling to keep going often we lived on barracuda which I caught, and potatoes. we had a crew of ten and an engineer who was in charge and me second in command and working on the rigging and cooking as I was the only one who could cook. We were only there a few weeks when the Cape Fox a 95ft Coast Guard Ship came in for refit. We soon became friends and it was wonderful.
The cook had to cook full meals for his crew even though most of the crew ate ashore. So he would give me his leftovers which were incredible. I spent a lot of time on their ship and soon was friends with most of them from Captain to Cook. They were there for 6 weeks and the last few nights before they were to steam back to West Palm Beach we hit the local bar. 2 days before they were to leave the cook came back drunk fell off the ladder and broke his leg.
Then on the night before they were to leave The Captain asked me to fill in for him just for the weekend and I could get the bus back. I quickly agreed and it was great as the Captain's guest I was allowed a case of beer on board.
We start out of Miami on Friday afternoons with takeout dinners for all. and i spent a great deal of time teaching the sailors how to tell the difference between a ketch and a yawl and schooner and teaching them knots and such.
We weren't more than 4 or 5 hours out before we hit a huge storm. The Cape Fox was rocking and rolling so I never had to cook at all.
It was unbelievable the whole crew was seasick except for me and the old 'Chief' even the Captain was seasick. I wondered how these guys could do their jobs.
I made incredible sandwiches and would walk around the ship eating and sipping a beer as the crew ran for the rail.
In the late evening, things got touchy. They got a drug call and it looked like we were off for the Bahamas, but it got called off.
I settled in with the Chief in the bridge and we had huge waves crashing over us.
When the storm abated they took the ship on a bit of run out to test it out.
We got to West Palm on Sunday morning and I got the bus and was back on board that afternoon.



My friends Hodge and Dee showed up on their Trimaran Isla and invited me to sail to the Bahamas with them. Since I hadn't been paid in 3 months I agreed. Of course, the day I quit the pay finally came in and they only paid me half because I had quit.
I spent the winter in the Bahamas and came back to Florida in the spring on another Trimaran 'Tao'. We end up anchored at Old Port Cove just a few miles from West Palm so one Sunday i went to visit them on the Cape Fox. They welcomed me warmly and I had coffee with the Captain etc. As i was set to leave. he says here i got a present for you. He said we just busted some poachers and these will just go to waste. he threw me a huge bag with 50 lbs. of stone Crab claws. The most sought-after florida delicacy. Did we ever have a party when I got back to the boat?


Richard Burton









I hung out with Richard Burton for a couple of months and he told me dozens of stories and "confessions" that have not been published anywhere else while shooting 'Circle of Two' in Toronto, I met him at the 22 he invited me to lunch with him and  I was his drinking buddy for the rest of movie we got together 3 or 4 times a week over 3 months and again when he came back to do Camalot and he told me dozens of jokes and stories and a few confessions all of which I wrote down at the time and have shaped into stories called 'Lunch with Richard". The next day after I met him he invited me to join him for lunch where he was meeting a half dozen movie people who were pitching him a movie. (They were certainly surprised to see me with him). After the pitch and a couple of bottles of wine, Richard treated us all to a couple of highly special inside British actor jokes. This is a sample
 he recounts a couple of young actor stories one about Ralph Richardson and one about himself.
here is that example
I was on that same sort of circuit myself early in my career, I was playing one of the summer theaters in some small town somewhere in England for the week I am the local star, and of course, the Lord and Lady invited me out to the local Manor for the weekend.
They don't see I hitch a ride I wear my best theatre suit and carry my little battered suitcase with a shirt and underwear. 
I meet the Butler at the door and he sniffs down his nose at me and shows me to my room.

I didn't pay too much attention at the time but I knew vaguely that it was in the old part of the manor, it was a long narrow room, painted white with a four-poster at the far end with a night table and a lamp. I was to find out later that there was no electricity in this part of the manor. There was also a fireplace and near the door an ornate antique writing desk with a fresh bouquet of flowers in a vase. So the Butler starts to open my bag and offers to help me dress for dinner but I don't want him to see my poor belongings so I got him out of there and put on my old threadbare theater tux and went down for cocktails before dinner.

We had dinner, it was pleasant enough. I of course already had a taste for fine liquor in those days and not a lot of money to buy it so I was delighted to find the Manor had a well-stocked bar and a fine collection of single malt whiskies and I got right into it.

I must have drunk A TOTAL OF three bottles by the time I tottered off to bed about twelve and fell into a deep sleep.

Well, after all that Scotch I wake up in the middle of the night totally dehydrated and absolutely parched.

I must have a drink of water, and it's then that I realize there is no electricity in this old part of the mansion, that I don't have a match for the lamp and I don't know where the loo is, and its pitch black as well.

I am absolutely dying of thirst after drinking all that scotch and I must have a drink, of anything.

I am lying there feeling very miserable When I remember the vase of flowers. Ah, water!

So I get out of bed and feel my way from the night table to the window and pat my way down the wall, past the fireplace down the wall I feel around blindly for the desk and the flowers.

Only in the dark  I  tip it over and I can feel the water dripping everywhere, so I push and pat the water onto the floor and since I can't see anything I must give up and head back to bed.

I feel my way along the wall and past the fireplace, then I pat my way along the wall until I feel for the night table and crawl back into bed. I pull the sheets over me and lay there very miserable until first light and then to my horror I see it wasn't the flowers I knocked over.

I had knocked over a huge writing horn full of ink and the ink was everywhere, over the desk and the floor then there were my handprints all over the wall across the mantelpiece, then all along the wall again across to the night table and all over the bedclothes. The mess was everywhere, it was hopeless. What could I do? I was thoroughly embarrassed. How can you possibly explain it?

I packed my things hitchhiked back to town and then caught the next bus to London.

We all wait for it.

You can see the Lord telling his guests the next weekend. "We had this actor chap over last weekend, you know he dipped his hands in ink and printed his handprints all up and down the walls of his bedroom wiped them off on the bedsheets and then disappeared into the night"

"Strange people these actor chaps."

Long pause. twittish

"Strange people these actor chaps."

Again Richard tipped his glass and drained it in his unusual manner while we cheered his tale.

It is hard to describe how well he told them.

The stories were completely new to me and the perfection of the voice and timing were awesome I believe The Voice could read his laundry list to thunderous applause.


The rest of the locals excused themselves and paid for the lunch. Someone else sent over another bottle of wine and Richard smiled and saluted. Richard and leaned over to me and in a conspiratorial tone whispered.
You know, I have a terrible confession to make. . .
I waited expectantly.
"I love puns."
Me too so we traded some before staggering back to the 22



Peter Gzowski

Wilde said people shouldn't be judged on whether they are bad or good but on whether they are charming or tedious. The CBC nickname for Peter was Saint Peter and Peter was no saint.



I met Peter when he was doing his TV Show. I guess it put him under a lot of pressure. He would come to my bar a couple of times a week to unwind. We spent many a night just the 2 of us in my backroom playing pinball for 20 bucks a game. We talked about a lot of things. One morning for some reason we were both chasing the same lady and neither one of us would give in. We ended up back at his place, with the lady making breakfast or  At eight o clock in the morning we were sitting at his kitchen table on Yorkville Ave. with a bottle of wine on the go. We were very very drunk.

Out of the blue he stops and says. "Want to know what is the most important thing I ever did in my life?" Of course,


I said "Sure." he proceeded to tell me about a hockey game he had played. Something about beating a really tough team from another town. I don't remember how old he was when he played this game or anything. I just thought of all the things he had accomplished and that is what he thought of. It was not long after this that Peter wrote "The Game Of Our Lives."



Peter sometimes brought some of the guests to my place. through his show, I met Jack Webster, Hunter S. Thompson, a to name a few.

a lot of Peter's staff were regulars at the bar. And many the day I had to send a taxi to CBC with the master script of the next night's show that somebody left behind. I did many favours for Peter like lend him a room for card games with Michael MacClear, Bobby Miller etc.

Both Peter and I liked to play the horses and I met him at the track more than a few times. Once I met him after the first race and was surprised that he left. He left his pile of tickets behind and he had lost over 500 dollars on the first race.

Gary Maclean introduced me to Burton. He brought him to my Bar.So I buy him a drink and then I had to kick him out because he attacked Peter Gzowski. So he comes back apologizes , I buy him a drink and he goes back and attacks Peter again (more verbal then physical but never the less threating and Peter is like my best customer.(not just drinking but I took hundreds off of him playing pinball)

Burton did this twice more until I wouldn't let him back in. Over the course of the next couple of years he apologized and we became friends.



After The TV show, I didn't see him for some years.

Then I ran into him on the Esplanade one day.

"Peter," I said where the hell have you been."

"Sorry, man he said but you just remind me of a very bad time in my life."





Jack Bush



Jack Bush

I met Jack Bush a couple of times a week over about 6 weeks before i knew who he was.

In 1965 I was rejected by the OCA, I knew I was an Artist so I read that Artists hung out at the Pilot so I went there and sat at the bar. (mostly too early in the day because of my shift.)So there is a dapper little man in a quiet suit with steel gray hair and neatly trimmed moustache sitting beside me drinking Martinis. We struck up a conversation which rose to a level I wasn't used to. this guy had amazing insights into art etc and I really enjoyed talking to him. I ran into him several times and always had an enjoyable conversation.

It took me a couple of weeks to find out that the artists hung out in the big dark back room and rareley came in before 5pm.

It took me a while to break into the Artist clique in the back. I became friends with Jerry Santbergen who was a bit of an outsider himself at that time.

Jerry and I went into  the Pilot for lunch one day and I passed my friend on the barstool. I said Hi and he said" I see you found some artists." We went up to the back and Jerry said"Wow you know Jack Bush" He is a pretty good artist.

I didn't even know. Anyway, I became a good friend of Jack and we always talked at parties and openings besides the Pilot. He always invited me to his openings and he always had a lot of time for me and was a joy to talk to.





"I don't look for anything. It comes to me. I may be walking along a road and I see a mark on the road; it looks interesting, so I try it out as a painting. Or looking at some flowers in the garden - how can I get the feel of those colours, of the flower colours, the nice smell and everything? ... I'm not painting flowers. I'm painting the essence, the feeling to me only, not how somebody else feels about those flowers, only me. Then I forget the flowers and make a good painting of it if I can."

Jack Bush, 1977

Jack Bush is best known for his abstract paintings done between the 1950s and 1970s. He represented Canada at the 1967 São Paulo Bienal and the Art Gallery of Ontario toured a large retrospective exhibition of his work in 1976. Bush created advertisements and illustrations for 42 years before devoting himself full-time to painting in 1968.

As a young man in Toronto in the 1930s, Bush ran a commercial art business and took night classes at the Ontario College of Art. During this period he had very little exposure to modern European art, and, like most other Toronto painters at the time, was primarily influenced by the Group of Seven. The decorative designs and areas of flat colour of Toronto-based artist and designer Charles Comfort also influenced Bush's early painting. After seeing abstract art in Toronto and New York Bush began to experiment with abstraction himself in the early 1950s

Bush was a member of the Toronto artist group Painters Eleven who banded together in 1954 to promote abstract painting. Through this involvement he met the influential New York City art critic Clement Greenberg. Bush was encouraged by Greenberg to abandon his Abstract Expressionist style characterized by hovering amorphous shapes on the picture plane. He would simplify his composition by using an all-over coverage of thinly applied bright colours inspired by his watercolour sketches. His work is based on an abstract record of his perceptions. He did not expect the viewer to see the flower or hear the music that inspired his work, but only to share in the feeling through his painting.

Michael Ironside

 

I used to be in the movie business but when I met Michael I was
Toronto's leading  'bootlegger' I owned an after-hours club that was
basically for musicians but I expanded it to the famous. I was notorious
in the '60s for my lavish parties and I slowly built up an illegal
business it was a lot of fun and very profitable and I met everybody and
their dog. Mike was a student at the Art College of Ontario and had made
this acclaimed 8mm film as though he was somebody. I was the King of
Toronto underground scene and we clashed. It took a couple of years for us to become
friends but when we did we were good friends. Mike got his scar before I
met him. He was sitting in his girlfriend's house having a beer and
waiting while she changed as they were going out, suddenly there was a
hammering at the door and when he opened it up this drunk guy attacked
him screaming that he was stealing his girlfriend. In the course of the
brawl the guy broke the bottle and gashed Mike's face Mike thought he had
lost his eye and he freaked out he actually tore one of the guy's eyes
out. After the police and the ambulance and everything was sorted out
the guy had the wrong house his girlfriend lived next door.


I got into the movie business after the after-hours business. I got into
the movie business by phoning a producer twice a week for 2 and a half
years.  and made movies with Richard Burton, Tony Perkins, Susan Clark, 
Howard Duff, I was Assistant Producer on 'Double Negative 
I got Mike a small part in the movie

. These stories about Michael seem rather wild and there is
lots to tell but there are even some I can't tell. Mike's ex-wife is a
policewoman named 'Ironside' 
Yes, he has a daughter but I haven't seen her for years. I have a
daughter a few years older than Mike's. Nice kid many many years since I
have seen her.
 I went to Peterborough with Mike just after the release of 'Visiting
Hours". His father had a heart attack and I went with Mike to visit
him. It was quite an experience a lot of people in that hospital had
seen visiting hours and you should have seen the looks on their faces
when Mike walked by.
 

 A Mike story: We used to drink at Club 22 at the
Windsor Arms in Toronto. One night my friends Johnny Hart and Jack
Caprio who draws the cartoon BC were in town and I joined them for a few
drinks with Mike in tow. Michael got fairly hammered. I got up to meet
another old friend Catherine O'Hara from SCTV she had her parents with
me and introduced them to me as I shook hands with her mother, I gave a
bit of a bow, as I did Michael came up behind me and bit me on the ass
and wouldn't let go. It was unbelievable I jumped and hollered and leaped
around the room but he wouldn't let go. It took Jack and Johnny and a
couple of waiters to get him off of me and I don't know why he just
thought it was funny, and when it stopped hurting I laughed too. Mike
was barred for that but I managed to get him reinstated and the next
afternoon we drank $400 of margaritas between us.20

 I remember the next morning after that we went for brunch at Joe Allens
with lady friends, Mike ordered a triple Bloody Caesar  with a shot of
 on the side. This is Mike's favorite story at AA
Back in the mid-seventies, I used to own an after-hours club and Mike
spent a couple of bad years drinking himself into the ground. As often
as not he would pass out in the club and I would just put a blanket over
him and leave him there. I lived over the bar and one night I wake up
with this horrible thumping through the floor. I go downstairs to find
Mike with his face stuck to the bar. He had managed to get a hold of a
pool cue and thumped it on the ceiling. I had just put in a new bar and
got this guy to put a plastic top on it. He made a mistake and the bar
at the top of it didn't set properly. Michael in his stupor crawled up on the bar and
fell asleep on it. It was quite a job to pry him loose without anymore
damage.

Mike and I had several pretty good fights. For one night Michael and
Winston Rekert  (Neon rider) went to see Willie Dixon at the El Mocambo.
This is after both of them had made a couple of good movies and things
were beginning to happen for them. We had met some interesting young
ladies and wanted to party later. Well, I have this very fussy friend who
had gone to Poland for a month or two and had left me the key to his
apartment. So I invited everyone back to his place which was just down the street.
Mike kept trying to phone a girlfriend and In frustration picked up the phone and threw it through a screen window. I was furious and hit him. I chased him down the stairs and out on the street. he got behind a telephone pole and ducked my punches until I cooled down. We found the phone and I made him pay to repair the window.


One afternoon we were hanging out with Winston Reckert. he had just finished a movie and was flush. So Winston and Michel Ironside and Alberta Watson and Winston's account Jerry and I are sitting around at Jerry's drinking beer smoking dope and snorting coke. We were getting pretty crazy and we thought we should order some food. the subject of ribs came up and Jerry said the best ribs in the world were from  Fat Willy’s Rib Shack in Chicago. So Winston says can we get some?. Jerry got on the phone with plane tickets and taxis etc we had ribs from Fat Willy's in 4 hours for about a thousand dollars or so.



Winston and Michael were not good for each other. neither seemed to be able to hold their liquor and I tagged along and saved their ass from going to jail in many situations. As it was they were both barred from the courtyard, the 22, and several other bars and restaurants. I won't go into detail but they did some pretty dumb things.
The end of Michaels's wild days came with a car chase and a couple of wrecked cruisers and an indefinitely suspended license. This came about the same time as he signed a major contract and left for Hollywood. Our relationship ended with a girl that claimed to be his daughter. She was very persuasive and manipulative and tried to pry information out of me. I never told her anything of substance. I was persuaded to tell Michael he should check out their DNA. but that was it. the next thing I get is a speaker call from Michael with his lawyer and agent questioning me about her. apparently, she had got his phone number (which I didn't have) and was harassing him. I was blamed for this and Michael and I have never spoken since. It turned out she had got this info from Michael's sister.
I find it amusing that Mike has such a big fan club. For me, it is just fun to remember what a
wild man he used to be and write some of these things down. Anyway, I hope
you enjoy these tales they are written just as I remember them.

I talked on the phone to Mike last year and he sort of brushed me off.
Which was a little disappointing as we were such close friends and our
list of adventures together read some like sort of weird underground
action-adventure. I understand why. It was a part of his past that he
doesn't particularly want to remember. He has been clean and sober for about
12 years and this is probably good as he would most likely be dead or in
jail if he had kept on. I wouldn't say that I liked him better as a
drunk but he certainly was interesting and we had a lot more in common
than we do now.


Kid Bastien's Camellia Band

I was manager of Kid Bastien's Camellia Band for about a year. I thought my job was to promote the band , get them gigs make them successful etc.I couldn't have been more wrong. I made a deal with owner of Yonge Station for his second floor bar., I made a dream contract with big money for everybody and Artistic control and design control everything you could think of. Everybody in the band was ecstatic, it was they all wanted. Cliff turned it down, he had his life sorted out the way he wanted. He like making signs and gold leaf etc and playing a few times a week and wasn't going to change.  This brought an end to the Camellia  band and the start of Happy Pals. I sold my motorcycle and went down south sailing for a year or so.





Fats Domino was playing the El Macambo. I was sitting in Grossman's when out of the blue Cliff Bastien asked I I wanted to go up the street and see Fats so I agreed we went up and caught the first set. Fats did his shtick lots of hits to playwith and had the place jumping. For the last number of the set he thumps really hard and pushes the piano across the stage with his stomach as he plays. When the set was over Cliff led me up to the dressing room and rapped on the door. Fats opened the door with a big smile and a hug for Cliff and invited us in. After the introduction we sat down and cliff gave Fats the lowdown on a bunch of people in New Orleans. Fats smiled at me and said 'Damn he knows more about my family than I do." I learned that Cliff had lived in New Orleans for a while and Fats'uncle had t                                                    aught Cliff how to play the banjo and Cliff was friends with quite a few of Fats relatives. Fats dedicated a song to his friend'Kid Bastien' in the second set. It was a night to remember.

Elizabeth Ashley



I used to hang out with Elizabeth, We were great friends. Eating at the underground railroad and drinking at the 22. She usually stayed at the Windsor Arms. We would ride around in her limousine supplied by the movie company smoking weed and snorting you know what. She was married to a buddy of mine so we were mainly friends and came close a couple of times. She got in trouble over a couple of late nights with me that night I ended up when everybody left lying on her belly while she shoved cocaine up my nose. I have trouble telling that one.

. I wasn't exactly heartbroken when she broke up with my buddy but I was when she got busted at the border and couldn't come to Canada anymore. Anyway this is a good article she is a brainy broad and a lot of good lines. we laughed a lot. Elizabeth and I hung out quite a bit.


     






A great Canadian Railway HotelStory



Paperback Hero (1973)was a Canadian Movie shot in  Delisle, Saskatchewan,

It was about A hockey player in a small town begins to lose his grip on reality, and starts to believe that he is a gunslinger in the Old West.

3 of my really great friends worked on the movie -Franz Russel, and Elizabeth Ashley and Jim McCarthy (Who later married)

Franz and Jim shared a room at the CN hotel.After an evening of drinking at the bar Jim and Franz returned to the room and Franz felt like a nosh and called room service.

"Do you have Eggs Benidict"he asked"?. No sir we dont was the reply. So  Franz hung up and called the CP Hotel across the street. "Do you make Eggs Benidict? he asked again. Yes Sir was the reply. The CP Hotel was glad to oblige and soon a waiter carried a silver service across the streetm through the lobby and up the elevator to their room.



Director: Peter Pearson

Writers: Barry Pearson, Les Rose

Stars: Keir Dullea, Elizabeth Ashley,

Fight with Mingus






It was back in the seventies he was playing at Sherbourne and Charles and doug bush took me to meet him, Now I had a lot of black friends in those days and hung out with them and Doug and I had a run in over a girl at one time.anyway Doug led me down a path that charlie took offense to, and became an argument and I had to leave. Too bad. It was very much Black Power days and I was just a whitey to Charlie anyhow.

Harold Town (not Harry, it's Harold)

Harold Town (not Harry, it's Harold)











I met Harold at the Pilot Tavern he was not a regular there.
we got into a long discussion and he invited me back to his place.
We go to the den and he takes 2 quarts of Scotch out of the cupboard and
he hands me one and a glass. We tour around the house looking at works of Art.
Mostly his, really impressive. We end up in the basement sitting on carousel horses which he collects. He also showed me an old x-ray machine he was experimenting with. (I think it might of killed him) And so we shot the shit til the scotch was gone. he got me some blankets and a couch to crash on. Not much to talk about the next morning heavy hangovers coffee and gone.
"Toronto is a one Town town".
I dropped in on Harold several times after midnight always welcomed with a bottle of Scotch.
I remember some people being there the next morning like wife kids? I was never introduced.
One night after the Pilot had closed I dropped in with Duke Redbird. he went ballistic. He told be not to bring any friends. Then he took a look at Duke. Hey, aren't you Redbird that guy trying to smarten up ACTRA.
I'd like to talk to you.
So I was forgiven. he gives Duke and I each a bottle of Scotch and we take the tour.

Only after most of the Scotch. Harold somehow becomes a native and is Duke's ally against the white man Me?
Harold described one of favorite moments paddling a canoe on a very foggy night in a friend's swimming pool in Claremont.
I liked Harold a lot he was creative and quite brilliant. he was difficult to be friends with. he was slighted easily and always critical. One night he did a sketch of me (I wish I had it) So I grabbed his drawing stuff and did one of him. "Hey that isn't bad." he said which is about as close to a compliment as you got.
I went his studio a few times it had been owned by AY Jackson at one time. it was full paintings everywhere he had bought an adjacent studio just for storage and that was full.

One night I was going to a party and I stopped by his place and asked if wanted to go. It was basically an Artist's party and they were usually pretty good back then. It took some prodding but he finally agreed. He was concerned that all Artists seemed to be taking verbal shots at him. He grabbed a bottle of Scotch and a bottle of Vodka and away we went. it was at a studio on Spadina. We got there about 11 and lasted an hour everybody was taking verbal shots at him and he wanted to go. I was driving so we grabbed the bottle of Vodka and took off up Spadina.
He swore he would never go to another "artist" party. Then he said Doesn't Iskowitz live around here?
I pulled over sure right here. I pointed up to a window. It was a hot summer night and Gershon's studio window was open and the light was on. So there is Town and screaming at the 3rd story window, GERSHON! ISKOWITZ! over and over. Gershon comes to the window and looks down at us and closes the window. We leave laughing.
I started doing a lot of sailing around then.
One night Harold said I could have his sailboat. He says it had been sitting at a boatyard in Kingston for a couple of years, He couldn't sail it himself and he was afraid it would rot away. He owned it with his dentist and Jack McLellland. He got their permission to give it to me. I was excited
It was a beauty from the photos a 40 ft yawl of some famous design. I gathered some sailing buddies and went down to Kingston to see it. It was beyond repair. it had sat outside uncovered for 3 years with the hatches open. It was a real shame.

I went sailing for 15 months in the Caribbean and sort of lost touch with Harold and he really never forgave me.
I ran into him at 22 once a few months before he died of cancer. He kind of gave me a hard time. Like some friend you are. he was as contemptuous of cancer as he was of anything but he wasn't the same it was wearing him down. I think of Harold often especially when I am being too critical.


Deputy returning Officer July 8, 1974

 Deputy returning Officer July 8, 1974



I had just returned to Toronto and I was hanging around Grossman's. Al got jobs for Gord Jones, Krash and me as Deputy Returning Officers for the Conservative party. I ended up at an Italian house someplace south of Christie and Bloor.

I was on my own only the old grandmother was left at home and she spoke very little English. I managed to borrow a bible and set up the voting box and layout the voter list. It was slow going most of the day and the grandmother brought me a beer every couple of hours. It picked up about 4 o'clock and I had to turn away a couple of new citizens which was upsetting but those were the rules. When the polls closed a couple of scrutineers from the liberals and NDP showed up. The NDP guy really gave me a hard time which was funny. I assure you it was the fairest count possible. once it was sealed I waited to be picked up by then the rest of the extended Italian family was home. The grandfather asked if i wanted a drink. Sure I said he brought out some homemade liqueur and poured us both glasses.  After a couple drinks, he asked "Hey who you vote for? I told him I voted NDP. "I vote for Trudeau he said but who gives a fuck eh!"

How I almost managed the colonial

The Colonial

I had a friend Beau Chorney who I met through Ratch Wallace. We were social friends for a few years and he came to my club a few times. Hehad 3 gold seats at Maple leaf Gardens which he let me have 4 or 5 times a year. So after I closed my first club. I had a couple of meetings with him and his lawyer for lunch. One meeting was at a greek restaurant on Market St. that had a belly dancer. Beau had a special table almost in the middle of the dance floor. he was insisting that I try his octopus. What he didn't see was that the sweating belly dancer had swung her arm across our table and a ball of sweat had dropped onto the octopus. I of course refused and so thought I was afraid to eat octopus which is not true. Any how the meeting was about that he had just bought the Colonial and wanted me to manage it.He also bought the four seasons hotel and part of the deal was a small suite there as well. I also went to dinner one night with his lawyer at Fridays. The dinner was with his some of his clients. Yvan Cournoyer, Henri Richard and Frank and Peter Mahovlich. Peter was late he had just bought a rolls royce and he pulled up and we all went out to the street to see it. When he got out he dropped a Heineken bottle.

Anyway shortly after Beau called said the deal was through and I was to go down to the Colonial and meet a man and tell him I was the new manager and he would be down later. so I go down and go in the office where there is a group of very serious looking men are going through the files. I asked for my contact and told them I was the new manager per mr Chorney. I was told briskly Well that didn't happen. I never saw Beau again. His phone was disconnected. His lawyer promised to get back to me didn't happen. I have no idea what happened if it was a hoax I don't know why. I asked Ratch and he never saw him agin either.




Going Down the Road.

 


Going Down the Road.

When I was living at Hazelton Ave. in Toronto (we had a commune)  there was a premier or preview of 'Going Down the Road' at the New Yorker.

I went with Melinda, Carla and Helen and Pauline. Pauline and I were going together at the time.

We were knocked out by the movie and afterward, we went to the Pilot and we all raved about it. we felt it was a big step for Canadian Movies. Pauline really liked it. anyway, they wanted to go back to Hazelton and i stayed on for a few more drinks.

so I am sitting there and who walks in but Paul Bradley. We hit it off we were friends from almost the first moment we met. We had a couple of hours of drinking and storytelling and somewhere in
this haze, I got a great idea. it was Pauline's birthday on Friday and we were having a party. So I talked Paul into coming and to play his character of Joey from the movie (this was not difficult). This was my idea of a crazy birthday present for Pauline.



Friday night Paul showed up with a friend (who kinda looked like McGrath) Introduced as Joey and just blew Pauline and the girls away. Paul is a traveling roadshow by himself and after a couple of hours went into entertainment mode. we had lots of drugs and booze and food and he ended up staying for a couple of days and we were good friends for ever more. Over the years we would get together every once in a while and have a  good get-together.







Cayle Cherin was Salina. She went off to Hollywood and Dennis Hopper etc. Anyway just after I opened my after-hours club about 5 years later. Cayle showed up on the scene I didn't recognize her to me she was this mysterious beautiful girl who started hanging around the 22 and Grossmans etc.

Then one night she shows up at my bar with some guy. Didn't like him much but ended up playing poker dice with him. I won about $300 from him. it was late and we all had a bunch of drinks into us. When he said he didn't have any money left. I said half joking I will play you one more game. you win you get your $300 dollars back I win I get your girlfriend. He said ok and we rolled the dice as  Cayle looked askance. When I won Cayle went into a bit of a tirade and told the guy to get lost who did he think he was etc. I guess she thought I was a better deal because she paid off and we dated for a while but even better became really good close friends. for the rest of her life, we were really good buddies and enjoyed our friendship. I Skyped her just a few days before she died. I really miss her. She was an extremely brilliant writer, actor, and producer.




Bonaventure V sailing





Bonaventure, Buffalo, and Beer

In the summer of 1975 I worked with Paul Dzuban For Bernie Herman on his C&C 53 racing yacht.

One of the more memorial stories was delivering Bonaventure from Toronto to Detroit. They were going to get the boat ready to race in the Macinaw Bernie gave me a 1000 dollars for food and a 1000 dollars for booze and we had a bunch of our friends for crew. Gord and katie, Krash and Wendy and Matt for a few. We had a geat time endless beer and I bought a bunch of really good wine. I cooked Sunday dinner in Lake Erie  of Roast leg of lamb and lobster for starters. That night we hit one of Erie's famous storms and we were flying my watch was around midnight and I loved it on the wheel when we were flying over 15 knots and I was was just as happy to take Matts watch as he was a bit apprehensive about his turn. So the storm blew out and before noon we were sailing up Lake St. clair approaching Detroit when we thought it best to throw our drugs over the side. As we started this Paul came up with a bright idea and told everybody to give him their drugs and we did. His idea was that when we tied up nobody was allowed to leave the boat except him.  He had to go to phonebooth and call customs and immigration. So he thought he would stash the drugs in the phonebooth and come back afterwards. So we tie up Paul makes sure he has a dime and heads for phonebooth. Suddenly over the otherside come a raid by customs and immigration with guns drawn. Who what where etc. Who is the Captain. Paul goes to phone loses dime comes back forgetting to stash drugs to get another dime. Paul sees all these armed policemen types and all of us pointing at him. That he didn't shit his pants at that moment is much to his credit. They searched the boat from stem to stern but did no body searches. They were pissed off because we still had so much booze on board. I explained to the man in charge that Canadians no longer smuggled booze into United States that we intended to smuggle booze out of the United States. I promised we would not touch the booze until we got back to Canada and flashing $500.00 I promised to go buy American booze immediatley. So they let us go booze and dope intact.

We had a day at the Detroit Yacht Club to get some work done and everybody went shopping. We went to some dance at a private club being careful to arrange cabs back to the Yacht Club as were i downtown Detroit. so we sail to Sarnia were the racing crew was to pick up the boat and most of us get off. After a long night of partying Paul and I tie up at the custom dock about 9 am on Sunday morning everybody else is sleeping.  Nobody about just a phone with sign call officer. We call a half hour later officer shows up in bathrobe and slippers. Got anything to declare Deckshoes a few beer we mumble- he reads long spiel about regulations He then asks if there is anybody else on board.We say yes. "Did they buy anything?" Deckshoes booze. He shrugs well tell them and reads spiel again. We laugh and tie up.



So Somebody came to Sarnia to pick us up to drive back to Toronto. I had to detour to Buffalo to pick up some part or something. There was Gord Jones And krash and Wendy for sure and a couple of others. When we got to Buffalo we picked up the part and it was like 1 oclock pm and everybody was hungry. We stopped at a restaurantand I saw a bar across the street. I told them to come over when they were done and headed for the bar. I was the only one there it was dark and weird and decorated with paintings of Vampires and Gansters. I sat at the end of the bar by a small stage with a big old Wurlitzer jukebox. The bartender got my beer and went back to what he was doing. So I look around had a couple of sips and walked over to the jukebox and put in a quarter and got 3 songs. I sit down to drink and listen when from out of the back comes out a totally naked, nude except for her shoes , gogo dancer gets on the stage and starts dancing besdide me. I say hey you dont have to do that for me," just as the gang comes throught the door. What is going on they ask"? I have no idea I say and we head out.

 I used to deliver Bonaventure V a 53 ft SORC raceboat for Bernie Herman but I refused to race it because he wouldn't allow beer aboard.until one time his crew could make a race and Bernie asked me to get my wedensday night race gang together. I refused until he allowed beer. We raced across Lake Ontario and it was the only race he won that year. (Oh did I mention we did it on one tack. We never had to do a thing except drink beer and watch John North sail to victory) We celebrated anyway

Art Stories

Typical me

A few years and many Art Shows later I was dating an Artist (I tried but can't remember her name) who was showing at the Roberts Gallery. She was part of the Christmas group show and had two paintings in the show so she invited me to go to the opening with her. The show was at 8pm and at 7:30 we are in a large line waiting for the doors to open. It was cold and I had never seen anything like it. At 8 the doors open and everybody runs. So I run too  ?? to the bar. Nobody there. Everybody ran to the walls and had their hand on a painting. They sold every painting in minutes. Girl was a bit pissed at me.  But in all my years of going to Art Openings I never saw another one like this.They had a great bar.







Shame


I went with Nancy Hazelgrove.


She was a really good artist and a very nice person. I was living at the commune at 127 Hazelton. Nancy kind of fell for me and kind of moved in with me. she gave me a great painting that hung at the foot of my bed. I really liked her we got along well lots of the same intersts and great sex too. But she sort of took over my life and scared the shit out of me and with great difficulty I broke it off. So one morning I wake up kinda stoned as usual and my eyes wont focus on the painting. Then I realize that Nancy had replaced the painting with a collage of pigs. I laughed and laughed I got the point. I sure wish I had that painting. Hell I wish I had the collage. I really liked her she was just too much for me at the time. I am really sorry she died so young. 


Nancy Hazelgrove remembered


On Thurday, September 7th at 3 pm, UTM’s Blackwood gallery held a memorial service and solo exhibition to honour artist and former curator Nancy Hazelgrove, who passed away on June 7th at the age of 54.








Nancy Hazelgrove was a professional artist, and served as curator of the Blackwood Gallery between 1979 and 1984, and from 1988 to 1998.


As curator of the Blackwood, Nancy Hazelgrove was responsible for the formation of the art gallery advisory board, enhancing the Blackwood gallery’s permanent collection, and organizing traveling exhibitions across Canada as a part of the Grassroots programme.






.

In 1970 AGO put on Group of Seven show to celebrate their 50th anniversry. of the Group Of Seven. A bunch of us got together David Bolduc Greg Curnoe, Robert Markle , Mike Snow etc to help pay for T-shirts which I made. I got paid with artwork sometimes still got a few and owed a few.

Anyway we all wore our T-Shirts to the opening in homage to the Group A.Y Jackson was there and i think Arthur Lismer. I presented A.Y. with a Tshirt and I heard he wore it proudly at McMichaels on Sundays. I felt really good about it.








I was at a Michael Snow retrospective at the AGO and went back to a party at a huge house in Rosedale. I was wandering around upstairs looking for a washroom to smoke a joint in, when this guy grabbed me and pulled me into a room where we talked and smoked a couple of joints. I soon realized the guy was George Eaton. We were soon joined by his brother Thor with his wife and we smoked a bunch and went downstairs real giggly. We got drinks but I found out they didn't like to smooze. We sort of hid out in this big alcove under the stairway. Soon we were joined by their mother who basically went and got us drinks and sandwiches. So I am smoking dope and drinking with the Eaton boys and getting served by Lady Eaton. Waved at Michael  once in awhile. Good one Mike.


odds and ends

At Wise Guy's Computers Abe was our Stock reciever. His Sister called from Israel his father was dying come immediately. He made arrangements and flew over for a week. His father rallied and extended his leave another week but finally came back to work. For the next month his sister phoned every single day. Abe could not afford fly back until the funeral so We would hear Abe shouting on the phone Don't Tell me he's dying I cant go back tell be when he's dead.



I met Alex the Candle maker (Willie Nelson) at Grossmans and at some point rented him and his cult of candlemakers the basement at the big house we had on Jarvis st. They mostly were into Tiki candles then. But I remember being stoned on acid one night while Alex explained his plans for a waxogen bomb. Alex's conversations were mostly about wax.He could get rather heated about it and we mostly tried to avoid him.



There used to be this very stoned black dude that hung around the Pilot. He was apparently a gigalo to some rich white women who lived nearby.He was usually very stoned and rarley spoke and was sort of a daytime fixture.



So this one day the pilot was mostly full with all of the usual gang that showed up at fiveish. We saw Alex come in and we all sort of moved so the only space open was across from Leroy. We all sort of glanced at the meeting of these minds. They talked for a minuter or so when alex jumped up and hammered his fist on the table." I've been making candles for 12 years!." And Leroy says"Light up the world man, Light up the world!"



My bandanna story:

When I did my sailing trip down south 1974 -75 I used a bandanna as my main protection for my bald head. So I am walking down the street in Miami and my bandanna slips. So I go to a nearby store window for the reflection and flip it into a triangle and tie it behind my head with the triangle hanging down over my face. As I flip it up to tie it behind. . . . I realize it is a bank and the guard is drawing his gun. I run fast and hard.













CBC STORY







Back in the sixties Bill Bessie was a CBC announcer. He was a general joe job announcer except he had a tv show Saturday mornings. It was called the Cousin Bill Show and it played Country music and showed ccompletelyunrelated movies of cows. Somehow it became a favorite of a bunch of us hippie artist types. A little later I was managing Duke Redbird and He had an appearance reciting poetry on the Tommy Hunter Show. It happened to be the first TV show Anne Murray was on in Toronto. So Duke and Tommy and his producer(whats his name the guy that married Anne and shaped her career?) Anyway we are walking down the hallway to the main studio When Bill Bessie came skulking along.


I couldn't resist. I shouted like a crazed fan." Wow! Cousin Bill! Hey look everybody It's cousin Bill. I don't Believe It. He's my favorite TV Star". I ran over and got him to autograph something while the others waited for me in complete amazement. I loved it and I sure hope Bill did.













Small world


In 2003 I went to the CART races in St. Petersburg Florida, I sprung for the VIP package which included 2 viewing locations , pit passes and free food and booze. On practice day I was lining up for lunch and started chatting to the guy beside me. He owned the company that had put down all the new tarmac. he mention my accent and I told him I was Canadian.


Oh he says do you know a fella named Bob Campbell? Hmm the guy with the catamaran in Lauderdale. I say hesitatingly. "Ya that 's him! Stunned I said I met him once or twice. 





Greenwood


I used to love to go to the trots at Greenwood. You could just grab a Queen Streetcar and it took you right to the door.So I often went about the same time all week long and one week I get this same guy all week. he yaps out loud all the way out there. "I dont know why we go they fix the races. You see that fucking wire they just move it to where they want to."


all the non stop he blabber s loudly. So after a few days of this I cant take it anymore. I turn to him and say"Will you shut up! I am trying to read the form. Do you have to keep talking to yourself? He looks right at me. "I'm not talking to my self!" I'm talking to everybody." i shut up.

MING THE MIGHTY GANDER


MING THE MIGHTY GANDER









For awhile I boarded with Jack Mackie and
his wife on a farm just west of Uxbridge for awhile in 65


One problem was Ming.
























Ming was a huge Chinese gander, he had a
flock of a dozen geese and he ruled the farm. He was big and  mean and if you came anyway near his flock he
would attack with beak and wings.  Every
movement depended if you were a safe distance from Ming. It was almost always a
quick run from the car. A further problem was the nests nobody go near them and
more geese were coming at a great rate.




So one night I was sitting around drinking
beer waiting for Jack to get home from his shift and have a few beers with
him.  It was a nice night with a full
moon I wandered outside and stood looking at the moon and sipping my beer when
I felt something touch my leg.  I looked
down and to my horror it was Ming he just stood there. I stood there afraid to
move.I dont know what got into me but I tapped his beak with my bottle and he opened his beak and I poured in a bit of beer. We drank the bottle more or less one for him two for me and parted as friends. I went inside and a bit later Jack came came running in. Jesus he said "that old gander is mean tonight he seemed to stagger like he was drunk or something". I laughed and told him about feeding him some beer.


Well the aftermath was Ming and I were best friends forever. I never had to run again I could walk through his flock. I could go in the nests and cull the eggs i could pick him up. And Every now again we would share a beer.

Ironside - Scanners



Went to the premiere of Scanners with Michael Ironside and Alberta Watson, I brownbagged a bottle of Mum's champagne to celebrate Mike's first big movie. We drank it in the men's washroom and it was hilarious how many guys couldn't pee with Alberta in the room.

Keenan Wynn





This is me with Keenan Wynn during the shooting of 'The Balloonist' a "Littlest Hobo" episode shot in my parents home in Uxbridge Ontario in the Summer of 1980

Keenan and I spent the breaks talking about movies like 'Dr. Strangelove' etc. it was a fun afternoon

Allan Eastman was directing., One time Keenan and I were talking and Allan came "We are ready Mr.Wynn" Keenan says 'fuck Off cant you see i'm busy" Eastman glared at me but keenan laughed just kidding.


Dorthy Cameron, Me and the Art Scene.



In 1965 I was trying to be an Artist. I tried to get into OCA and was rejected. I was still living in Uxbridge working with my buddy Gary Hodgkins in his sign business. We had a 'pad' and a lot of parties and a lot of unhappy fathers.

Anyway we were in Toronto on some sign biz and stopped into the Morrissey Tavern for a few beers. I had read the paper and mentioned that 'Eros 65' the erotic art show everybody was talking about was just across the street and we should have a looksee. So with few beers in us   we wander  over to the Cameron Gallery to find chaos. Dorthy was cowering in a corner as this idiot was grabbing pictures off the wall and throwing them on the floor screaming religious stuff. So Hodge and I are big strong guys we grab the guy and throw him out the door. We tried to help with the mess but she just thanked us profusely and closed the gallery so we went back to the Morrissey. So next year I moved to Toronto and soon was a hanger onner on the Art Scene and Dorthy remembered me and we became friends and met up at many shows and quaffed a few wines. Dorthy was a beautiful person knew more about the art scene then anybody around. She was a big supporter of Art and Toronto Artists.



Eros '65

Exhibition

May 21, 1965 - June 7, 1965

Dorothy Cameron Gallery

Dorothy Cameron Gallery, Toronto

Eros '65 featured the drawings and sculptures by: Martin Berkovitz, Claude Breeze, Dennis Burton, Graham Coughtry, Greg Curnoe, John Fillion, Gould, Harman, Peter Harris, Tom Hodgson, Gerald Humen, Robert Markle, Louis de Niverville, Willis Perron, Colette Romanow, Fred Ross, Ivor Smith, Harold Town, Joyce Wieland, Walter Yarwood and Paul Young






Incredible interview with Robert Markle (this was like the pilot in those days)

(There is more philosophy in a bottle of wine than all the books ever written)

http://www.cbc.ca/…/…/cops-ban-artist-for-lewd-drawings.html







Eros '65
Exhibition
May 21, 1965 - June 7, 1965
Dorothy Cameron Gallery
Dorothy Cameron Gallery, Toronto
Eros '65 featured the drawings and sculptures by: Martin Berkovitz, Claude Breeze, Dennis Burton, Graham Coughtry, Greg Curnoe, John Fillion, Gould, Harman, Peter Harris, Tom Hodgson, Gerald Humen, Robert Markle, Louis de Niverville, Willis Perron, Colette Romanow, Fred Ross, Ivor Smith, Harold Town, Joyce Wieland, Walter Yarwood and Paul Young

Related people
   Martin Berkovitz - Artist
   Claude Breeze - Artist
   Dennis Burton - Artist
   Graham Coughtry - Artist
   Greg Curnoe - Artist
   Louis de Niverville - Artist
   John Fillion - Artist
   Jack Harman - Artist
   Peter Harris - Artist
   Tom Hodgson - Artist
   Gerald Humen - Artist
   John Gould - Artist
   Robert Markle - Artist
   Willis Perron - Artist
   Colette Romanow - Artist
   Fred Ross - Artist
   John Ivor Smith - Artist
   Harold Town - Artist
   Joyce Wieland - Artist
   Walter Yarwood - Artist
   Paul Young - Artist




Typical me

A few years and many Art Shows later I was dating an Artist (I tried but can't remember her name) who was showing at the Roberts Gallery. She was part of the Christmas group show and had two paintings in the show so she invited me to go to the opening with her. The show was at 8pm and at 7:30 we are in a large line waiting for the doors to open. It was cold and I had never seen anything like it. At 8 the doors open and everybody runs. So I run  ?? to the bar. Nobody there. Everybody ran to the walls and had their hand on a painting. They sold every painting in minutes. Girl was a bit pissed at me.  But in all my years of going to Art Openings I never saw another one like this.They had a great bar.







Shame

I went with Nancy Hazelgrove.

She was a really good artist. I was living at the commune at 127 Hazelton. Nancy kind of fell for me and kind of moved in with me. she gave me a great painting that hung at the foot of my bed. She sort of took over my life and scared the shit out of me and I broke it off. So one morning I wake up kinda stoned as usual and my eyes wont focus on the painting. Then I realize that Nancy had replaced the painting with a collage of pigs. I laughed and laughed I got the point. I sure wish I had that painting. Hell i wish I had the collage.





Nancy Hazelgrove remembered
On Thurday, September 7th at 3 pm, UTM’s Blackwood gallery held a memorial service and solo exhibition to honour artist and former curator Nancy Hazelgrove, who passed away on June 7th at the age of 54.

Nancy Hazelgrove was a professional artist, and served as curator of the Blackwood Gallery between 1979 and 1984, and from 1988 to 1998.

As curator of the Blackwood, Nancy Hazelgrove was responsible for the formation of the art gallery advisory board, enhancing the Blackwood gallery’s permanent collection, and organizing traveling exhibitions across Canada as a part of the Grassroots programme.



I made the tshirts for the 50th anniversary of the group of seven. A.Y. wore his proudly.



I was at a Michael Snow retrospective and went back to a party at a huge house in Rosedale. I was wandering around upstairs looking for a washroom to smoke a joint in when this guy grabbed me and pulled me into a room where we talked and smoked a couple of joints. I soon realized the guy was George

Eaton. We were soon joined by Thor and his wife and we smoked a bunch and went downstairs real giggly. We got drinks but I found out they didn't like to smooze. We sort of hid out in this big alcove under the stairway. Soon we were joined by their mother who basically went and got us drinks and sandwiches. So I am smoking dope with the Eaton boys and getting served by Lady Eaton. good one Mike.